This one is actually reasonably funny:
‘If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up?’
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iPad jokes
January 29th, 2010 · No Comments
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A recommendation for you
January 19th, 2010 · 1 Comment
Yes, a recommendation, not an ad.
Try out GoThisPlace.
A database of all (or nearly all, 11,000 in total) the attractions in the UK with a natural language search engine on hte front end.
“Castles near Bath” gives me most of the ones I remember: although not Sham Castle but perhaps that’s fair enough, as it’s a wall [...]
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Simple solution
October 6th, 2009 · 11 Comments
It’s impossible to keep your personal information private on a social networking site. We need stronger privacy protections
It’s entirely possible to keep your information private. Don’t join.
Dim bulb.
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Oh for fuck’s sake
September 17th, 2009 · 7 Comments
There has to be an easy way of moving a file of email addresses from one gmail account to another.
There must be.
Using “export” in gmail (with Firefox) leads to the creation of “google.csv” which is terribly exciting but no damn use as the computer then says that file does not exist. No, you (or perhaps [...]
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Woolly Boolly Willy
September 6th, 2009 · 5 Comments
Oh dear, Our Willy has some ideas about banks and bonuses.
Now as the global economy stabilises and the IMF lifts its growth forecasts for 2010, conservative voices are calling for a so-called exit strategy – freezing the stimulus and beginning a programme of retrenchment to allow the private sector to resume its starring role and [...]
Tags: European Union · Idiotarians · Newspaper Watch · Web · blogs
The latest top stories on Google Trends
August 26th, 2009 · 6 Comments
D’ye think it might? The day after his death? The two phrases he would have desperately hoped would not be his epitaph?
1.
ted kennedy
2.
mary jo kopechne
3.
chappaquiddick
4.
mass lottery
5.
ronnie spector
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Top stories on Google Trends at present
August 26th, 2009 · 1 Comment
1.
ted kennedy
2.
edward kennedy
3.
senator kennedy
4.
chappaquiddick
5.
mary jo kopechne
Had to happen, eh?
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On internet business models
July 20th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Twitter is fun and all, but the now public internal discussion about justifying the investment to the venture capitalists shows that yes, at some point in her life, every big-titted fat girl needs to be told flat out that she’s nothing more than a big-titted fat girl.
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Bwahahahaha
July 19th, 2009 · 1 Comment
A bunch of guys got together and made “worst failure ever” into a Google Bomb which then pointed to Barack Obama’s page at the White House.
OK, fun….then a couple of guys (one of them me, with this “worst failure ever” piece describing it all) wrote web pieces describing what had been done.
Which, as I write, [...]
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PayPal online help
June 26th, 2009 · 4 Comments
Hmm, this is the response I got to the following question:
Is a jersey bank account considered to be a UK acc
customer message: Additional Information: ’If I open a UK paypal account,
can I link that to a Jersey bank account?’
Response:
I do apologise but you may not be able to do it. UK PayPal account must
also have [...]
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Tecchie help needed
June 25th, 2009 · 6 Comments
OK, so I’m experimenting on a new site.
I need to see where my traffic is coming from, so obviously I need a stats package. The one on the site is pretty pants and will be for the next few months.
I cannot add Sitemeter or the like to the site as a whole (and the free [...]
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Checking search volumes
June 21st, 2009 · 5 Comments
I may or may not be taking part in a new little project soon. However, before I do so I just want to try and get a sense of the size of the market.
I’ve seen that Google’s total search volume (US only) appears to be 10 billion a month.
Yahoo’s volume is 10% of that, or [...]
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WTF?
June 19th, 2009 · 3 Comments
Via Martin Stabe, this:
Newspaper Licensing Agency to regulate web hyperlinks
Eh?
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Technical question
June 12th, 2009 · 24 Comments
Bowing to European competition rules, Microsoft Windows 7 will ship without Internet Explorer.
European buyers of Windows 7 will have to download and install a web browser for themselves.
Err, how?
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Zoonovirus
May 2nd, 2009 · 1 Comment
I was trying to remember what the word for a virus that starts in animals but then becomes infectious to humans is.
So I searched for "zoonovirus" which is what I thought the word was.
Apparently not, for Google reports no entries at all for the neologism.
Until this one of course.
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Vaguely interesting geek point
March 20th, 2009 · 18 Comments
The computers in the office have just been upgraded, cleaned up and generally supported. Just in passing, the tech said that the EU Parliament will not allow anyone on the network to run Windows Vista. Everyone’s on XP.
Not exactly a vote of confidence in the latest iteration of Wndows, eh?
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Stupid, stupid, idea
January 24th, 2009 · 10 Comments
In a major report to be released next week a new agency will be set up to look at how the issue of online "piracy" should be tackled.
One proposal being studied is imposing a universal levy on broadband bills to compensate film and music companies for their losses from illegal downloads. Most broadband packages cost [...]
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Ahh, diddums
January 21st, 2009 · 6 Comments
From PA:
The head of a child sex abuse police unit hit out today at having to spend thousands of pounds on buying valuable information from internet firms.
According to the BBC, the Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP) has spent more than £170,000 on gathering internet data since it was founded in 2006.
The sum, which [...]
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Not quite what they mean
January 16th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Just one in 20 songs is downloaded legally from the internet
I would actually believe that of those legally available for download only one in twenty ever are actually downloaded. But that’s not quite what they mean…rather, only one in twenty of songs downloaded are done so legally.
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GiveAlways.com
January 10th, 2009 · 6 Comments
Hmm. Just got a spam email:
Hello,
Your site http://timworstall.com was recently nominated to receive a free donation page hosted by GiveAlways.com. You can start receiving donations immediately.
The address for your donation page is (blah blah) Click here to login using the username & password below.
After logging in simply [...]
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