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Mr. Biber is back in business

October 24th, 2011 · No Comments

See, we can so do this community thing with having to be told or directed to.

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Quote of the day

October 24th, 2011 · 7 Comments

I don’t really see myself as a mixed-race person, I see myself as an Englishman. It’s just such an unnecessary detail, I think. Seal. Quite, having gained the first prize ticket in the lottery of life why qualify it?

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An important message from Pops Worstall

October 21st, 2011 · 10 Comments

Did I ever tell you that Pops Worstall was in the Royal Navy? Firstly you must always implicitly obey orders, without attempting to form any opinion of your own regarding their propriety. Secondly, you must consider every man your enemy who speaks ill of your king; and thirdly you must hate a Frenchman as you [...]

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Danny Dorling’s statistics

October 18th, 2011 · 9 Comments

Well, yes, sorta: Another example is his use of stats to show the quality of life outside London, a famous phrase which those of us who enjoy it know to be true, but only in that vague, gut way that is anathema to statisticians. With his colleague Bethan Thomas, he searched for gold-standard data that [...]

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Hey, here’s an interesting idea!

October 3rd, 2011 · 15 Comments

In a country known for butter and bacon, Denmark’s new tax is a body blow. Danes who go shopping today will pay an extra 25p on a pack of butter and 8p on a packet of crisps, as the new tax on foods which contain more than 2.3% saturated fat comes into effect. Everything from [...]

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A small note to Welsh readers

October 2nd, 2011 · 1 Comment

Via, this: It was a Tri-Nations test like no other – it was tense, there was a grandstand packed with spectators, a commentator, national anthems and officials scrutinising the competitors’ every move. The only thing missing was a rugby ball. Instead, in a makeshift shearing shed in Molyneux Stadium, Alexandra, New Zealand, Australian and South [...]

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So it’s not just the Germans then

September 22nd, 2011 · 4 Comments

And a good pun at comment three.

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The English can be weird

September 13th, 2011 · 10 Comments

I have an American friend who is absolutely insistent that this is all the proof that anyone could need to prove that the English are entirely mad: It was the sound of wholesome 1980s Sunday-night TV: a plaintive “baaaa!”, a piercing whistle, and “Come Bye!” ringing out across the lush hillside. At home, eight million [...]

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America is really a very conservative place

August 20th, 2011 · 4 Comments

I know, I know, we think of it as a place where anything goes. And in one manner, that’s entirely true. You can be the surf bunny, the goth, the hippie, Christianist, you can follow whatever path you desire by and large. But within each of those defined paths there’s a very definite pressure not [...]

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Disaster for the Green Belt!

August 14th, 2011 · 14 Comments

Research by the Campaign to Protect Rural England (CPRE) has revealed local authorities which are attempting to redraw the boundaries of Green Belts in their areas to make way for new housing. Analysis of local development plans drawn up by councils have revealed that swathes of land will be “redesignated” to allow the development of [...]

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Dear God Almighty, wonders will never cease

August 11th, 2011 · 8 Comments

Interns? At an Ad Agency? Doing something useful? Moral even? Chip in folks, chip in.

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Pretentious twats always get it wrong, don’t they?

August 11th, 2011 · 8 Comments

David Jones, a project manager who received the invitation, said in a letter to the BBC’s in-house magazine, Ariel: “I’ve just been invited, along with everyone in Technology, Distribution & Archive, to John Linwood’s ‘brown bag lunches’. “Having to resort to Wikipedia, I understand this refers to a ‘training or information session during a lunch [...]

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Riots in Manchester and Salford

August 10th, 2011 · 11 Comments

How would anyone know?

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Glaswegian and Brummie accents ‘sound more stupid’

August 2nd, 2011 · 15 Comments

Yes, yes, they do. People from Glasgow and Birmingham are wrongly judged to be less intelligent and capable because of their accents, researchers have found. We really do need to have a word with the Telegraph about their subeditors. What is that “wrongly” doing in there?

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Repeat after me

July 27th, 2011 · 6 Comments

England is not the United Kingdom. The flag of England is the Cross of St George, the flag of the United Kingdom is the Union Jack.

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Northerners are bigheads

July 27th, 2011 · 5 Comments

Sure, we all knew this but now we’ve scientific proof: Northerners’ brains are bigger, scientists find Note that what they’re actually measuring is cranial capacity, not in fact brain size. So, yes, bigheads. Strangely, it’s not the weird diet of mushy peas and deep fried ferret with whippet sticks. It’s purely and simply living north [...]

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A question to which the answer is yes

July 19th, 2011 · 23 Comments

Could it be that the left is predisposed to exaggerate the power of the press because doing so provides a comfortable explanation for what is an otherwise unpleasant fact – that the British people don’t share our beliefs for some deep-seated reasons?

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An American question about the English

July 3rd, 2011 · 1 Comment

“Oh man,” says Guarisco. “There are so many different levels of excitement.” And then suddenly, a thought strikes him. In a rare moment of something approaching concern he asks: “Do people dance where you’re from?” Err, yes, but in a slightly whitebread drunken uncle at the wedding disco sort of way. The native dance is [...]

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Englishism of the day

June 30th, 2011 · 11 Comments

No one gets married in a castle unless they own it. Carolyn Bourne

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A little test of the visual signs of class and housing

June 28th, 2011 · 14 Comments

If I were presented with this picture and no further information, then asked, well, what type of housing do you think this man lives in, yes, my answer would be council housing. We’re only a gold sovereign ring (old style) or Burberry cap (new style) from full blown chavviness. Harsh, yes, but class can indeed [...]

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