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Entries Tagged as 'The English'
Mr. Biber is back in business
October 24th, 2011 · No Comments
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Quote of the day
October 24th, 2011 · 7 Comments
I don’t really see myself as a mixed-race person, I see myself as an Englishman. It’s just such an unnecessary detail, I think. Seal. Quite, having gained the first prize ticket in the lottery of life why qualify it?
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An important message from Pops Worstall
October 21st, 2011 · 10 Comments
Did I ever tell you that Pops Worstall was in the Royal Navy? Firstly you must always implicitly obey orders, without attempting to form any opinion of your own regarding their propriety. Secondly, you must consider every man your enemy who speaks ill of your king; and thirdly you must hate a Frenchman as you [...]
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Danny Dorling’s statistics
October 18th, 2011 · 9 Comments
Well, yes, sorta: Another example is his use of stats to show the quality of life outside London, a famous phrase which those of us who enjoy it know to be true, but only in that vague, gut way that is anathema to statisticians. With his colleague Bethan Thomas, he searched for gold-standard data that [...]
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Hey, here’s an interesting idea!
October 3rd, 2011 · 15 Comments
In a country known for butter and bacon, Denmark’s new tax is a body blow. Danes who go shopping today will pay an extra 25p on a pack of butter and 8p on a packet of crisps, as the new tax on foods which contain more than 2.3% saturated fat comes into effect. Everything from [...]
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A small note to Welsh readers
October 2nd, 2011 · 1 Comment
Via, this: It was a Tri-Nations test like no other – it was tense, there was a grandstand packed with spectators, a commentator, national anthems and officials scrutinising the competitors’ every move. The only thing missing was a rugby ball. Instead, in a makeshift shearing shed in Molyneux Stadium, Alexandra, New Zealand, Australian and South [...]
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So it’s not just the Germans then
September 22nd, 2011 · 4 Comments
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The English can be weird
September 13th, 2011 · 10 Comments
I have an American friend who is absolutely insistent that this is all the proof that anyone could need to prove that the English are entirely mad: It was the sound of wholesome 1980s Sunday-night TV: a plaintive “baaaa!”, a piercing whistle, and “Come Bye!” ringing out across the lush hillside. At home, eight million [...]
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America is really a very conservative place
August 20th, 2011 · 4 Comments
I know, I know, we think of it as a place where anything goes. And in one manner, that’s entirely true. You can be the surf bunny, the goth, the hippie, Christianist, you can follow whatever path you desire by and large. But within each of those defined paths there’s a very definite pressure not [...]
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Disaster for the Green Belt!
August 14th, 2011 · 14 Comments
Research by the Campaign to Protect Rural England (CPRE) has revealed local authorities which are attempting to redraw the boundaries of Green Belts in their areas to make way for new housing. Analysis of local development plans drawn up by councils have revealed that swathes of land will be “redesignated” to allow the development of [...]
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Dear God Almighty, wonders will never cease
August 11th, 2011 · 8 Comments
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Pretentious twats always get it wrong, don’t they?
August 11th, 2011 · 8 Comments
David Jones, a project manager who received the invitation, said in a letter to the BBC’s in-house magazine, Ariel: “I’ve just been invited, along with everyone in Technology, Distribution & Archive, to John Linwood’s ‘brown bag lunches’. “Having to resort to Wikipedia, I understand this refers to a ‘training or information session during a lunch [...]
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Riots in Manchester and Salford
August 10th, 2011 · 11 Comments
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Glaswegian and Brummie accents ‘sound more stupid’
August 2nd, 2011 · 15 Comments
Yes, yes, they do. People from Glasgow and Birmingham are wrongly judged to be less intelligent and capable because of their accents, researchers have found. We really do need to have a word with the Telegraph about their subeditors. What is that “wrongly” doing in there?
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Repeat after me
July 27th, 2011 · 6 Comments
England is not the United Kingdom. The flag of England is the Cross of St George, the flag of the United Kingdom is the Union Jack.
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Northerners are bigheads
July 27th, 2011 · 5 Comments
Sure, we all knew this but now we’ve scientific proof: Northerners’ brains are bigger, scientists find Note that what they’re actually measuring is cranial capacity, not in fact brain size. So, yes, bigheads. Strangely, it’s not the weird diet of mushy peas and deep fried ferret with whippet sticks. It’s purely and simply living north [...]
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A question to which the answer is yes
July 19th, 2011 · 23 Comments
Could it be that the left is predisposed to exaggerate the power of the press because doing so provides a comfortable explanation for what is an otherwise unpleasant fact – that the British people don’t share our beliefs for some deep-seated reasons?
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An American question about the English
July 3rd, 2011 · 1 Comment
“Oh man,” says Guarisco. “There are so many different levels of excitement.” And then suddenly, a thought strikes him. In a rare moment of something approaching concern he asks: “Do people dance where you’re from?” Err, yes, but in a slightly whitebread drunken uncle at the wedding disco sort of way. The native dance is [...]
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Englishism of the day
June 30th, 2011 · 11 Comments
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A little test of the visual signs of class and housing
June 28th, 2011 · 14 Comments
If I were presented with this picture and no further information, then asked, well, what type of housing do you think this man lives in, yes, my answer would be council housing. We’re only a gold sovereign ring (old style) or Burberry cap (new style) from full blown chavviness. Harsh, yes, but class can indeed [...]
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