Tim Worstall

It is all obvious or trivial except…

 

 

Entries Tagged as 'Elfn'Safety'

E Numbers Hysteria

January 31st, 2008 · 11 Comments

You really do have to hand it to our MPs and Lords: knowing arses from elbows is clearly an advanced manouvre for them.

All artificial colourings in food and soft drinks should be banned, a parliamentary committee urged yesterday in a report on the effect of diet on the brain.
The associate parliamentary food and health forum […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Bansturbation · Food · Elfn'Safety

Joy! Joy

December 29th, 2007 · 4 Comments

More bansturbation!

Motorists could be banned from smoking behind the wheel of their own cars while driving them as part of their job, it has emerged.

Isn’t that wonderful? Your car, with no one else in it, becomes another place where you may not smoke. It gets better too:

Prof Richard West, the Government’s leading smoking adviser, has […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Elfn'Safety

Astonishing

December 14th, 2007 · 5 Comments

Almost 13 million adults are risking their health by drinking too much because of a failure to appreciate both the increasing strength of alcoholic drinks and the trend for larger measures, Government statisticians have revealed.
No, not the fact they’re now  saying that as wine has got stronger astonishing, now we need to define a large […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Elfn'Safety

The Lollipop Lady

December 12th, 2007 · 6 Comments

Ok, this seems fair enough. Lollipop ladies wear reflective coats in order to be seen, so if they’re not wearing one then they shouldn’t be doing the lollipop job. I’m not saying I totally agree, but I can at least see the logic:

A lollipop lady has been banned from wearing festive fancy dress because of […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Elfn'Safety

How is This Possible?

October 1st, 2007 · 8 Comments

A really rather wonderful scientific result:

Bar staff have seen huge health benefits from the ban on smoking in public places, a study by the Tobacco Control Collaborating Centre in Warwick – funded by Cancer Research UK – has found. Researchers tested the air quality in 40 pubs, bars and restaurants across the country and measured […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Elfn'Safety