If Hirst did not try to paint an orange accurately, no one would know he can’t do it. But he has tried, at least I think it’s an orange, and the poor sphere seems to float in mid air because of the clumsy circle of shadow below it. For a moment I thought this was [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Art'
That Damien Hirst exhibition
May 23rd, 2012 · 6 Comments
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A note on the Bloomsbury Group
May 8th, 2012 · 5 Comments
They seem to have known everything about how humanity should live and nearly nothing about actual humans.
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Questions in The Guardian we can answer
April 5th, 2012 · 7 Comments
Why are all the blockbuster art shows by men? We’re great at celebrating famous male artists, but what about Bridget Riley, Rachel Whiteread, Sarah Lucas … Because they’re crap. Next?
Awa’ with the fairies, this lad
December 21st, 2011 · 13 Comments
What nobody seems to think worth mentioning is how corporate sponsorship changes the very meaning of these palaces of culture. The British Museum and the National Portrait Gallery, in particular, are meant to stand for who we are as a people, as a democracy. They are the cathedrals of democracy. He really does seem to [...]
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Maxine Peake: Idiot
July 16th, 2011 · 13 Comments
What is your favourite smell? New shoes. Fair enough. Bit pandering to the female stereotype perhaps and requiring of a system that produces new shoes cheaply and efficiently so we can all have them. But still, fair enough. What makes you unhappy? Misogyny and capitalism. Oh well, fortunately we look to actresses for ability at [...]
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Absolutely fascinating
July 13th, 2011 · 8 Comments
So, Portugal closes down the Ministry of Culture, tells artists to go fend for themselves. Art thrives. So, when do we close the Arts Council?
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Artist? Meet the “who you know” conundrum
April 23rd, 2011 · 1 Comment
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Grossly overdone comparison of the day
January 5th, 2011 · 2 Comments
The current cuts to the arts and humanities spell out the end of the British people’s emancipation through culture. For me, it’s like ripping up the Magna Carta. The government spending less money on luvvies is exactly like abolition of the right to trial by jury, eh?
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On the price of scrap metal these days
December 21st, 2010 · 1 Comment
€30 of steel scrap or €800,000 of artwork? It is thought that one of the pieces the thieves were trying to offload for scrap was a steel sculpture by Basque artist Chillida titled “Topos IV”, valued at 800,000 euros (£675,000). Detectives at the time said the robbery had the hallmarks of “an inside job” and [...]
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Support the luvvies!
November 10th, 2010 · 8 Comments
Tomorrow morning Somerset county council will decide whether it will cut 100% of its direct grants to the arts, amounting to roughly half its total cultural spend. Mustn’t allow them to do that now, must we? You know, democratically elected politicians deliberating over how to spend the taxpayers’ money? No, of course not, that would [...]
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Ken Loach: You bastards!
October 16th, 2010 · 23 Comments
Amusing little theory here: Over a seven-year period, the US market share of box-office takings in British cinemas was between 63% and 80%. The UK share, which was mainly for American co-productions, was between 15% and 30%; films from Europe and the rest of the world took only 2% to 3%. So for most people [...]
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Yarn bombing
October 11th, 2010 · No Comments
This was a great and really fun article, people going out and beautifying (well, OK, to taste) the world through individual and communal action. No, really. Then the beginning of para 9 This might explain the increasing desire of councils and art institutions to commission yarn bombers to create official works of art. Yup, it [...]
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On the subject of Art
October 6th, 2010 · 2 Comments
I was once asked to look at a portfolio of pencil drawings by an ex-prisoner; they were trite, unaccomplished, cliched, clumsy and painful to look at. They were without a scintilla of merit. When I said so than man’s astonished representative said “But the prison art visitor said he has a rare talent”. “What was [...]
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But you don’t understand how complex arts funding is!
September 29th, 2010 · No Comments
And here we have it explained to us. How excellent, a better road map for what we should be cutting. You want it, you pay for it.
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OK, so this is about Paul Gauguin
August 10th, 2010 · 7 Comments
When Williams made this argument for what he called moral luck, it provoked huge controversy. Wasn’t an act either moral or immoral, regardless of the consequences? Would Gauguin’s abandonment of his family have been justifiable if he’d drowned on the way to Tahiti? Or if he’d been simply a bad watercolourist? The argument is being [...]
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Shock horror!
July 26th, 2010 · 8 Comments
Playwright says that arts subsidies should be spent on playwrights not the marketing department! Surprise, eh?
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Poor, poor luvvies
January 25th, 2010 · No Comments
On the horrors of having to do a day job while trying to be an artist: What a day job inevitably means, of course, is spending the majority of your waking hours not doing the thing you love: Just like everyone else then, eh?
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Avatar and plagiarism
January 14th, 2010 · 6 Comments
James Cameron, the director of the 3D blockbuster Avatar, has been accused of ripping off ideas from two popular Soviet Union science fiction writers. Well, yes, there do seem to be similarities. But then he’s also ripped off Dances with Wolves, Pocahontas and any number of other trite fables.
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Cretinous stupidity
November 14th, 2009 · 12 Comments
The Times disclosed in April that a sculpture bought by the Royal Festival Hall from the trust had been made by Colin Pitchfork, who was serving life for killing two teenage girls. The centre withdrew the item, publicly apologised and said that it would “have a conversation with the Koestler Trust about future policy”. Kath [...]
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Tony Hall
November 6th, 2009 · 12 Comments
The chief executive of the Royal Opera House writes….well, don’t bother to read it, I’ll give you a precis. We’re special, the arts, so we deserve more tax money. That’s pretty much it. No mention of the way in which the entire State arts budget is simply a subsidy from the non-metropolitan poor to the [...]
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