Rock’n'roll pioneer Chubby Checker is suing two computer companies for allowing his name to be used as the title of an app that guesses the size of a man’s penis.
But an old listing for the program lays out its raison d’être: “Any of you ladies out there just start seeing someone new and wondering what the size of there [sic] member is? … All you need to do is find out the man’s shoe size and plug it in and … there is no need for disappointment or surprise.”
Not exactly the most accurate of methods (size 11 English).
11 responses so far ↓
1 DBC Reed // Feb 15, 2013 at 10:26 am
It’s not his name.He adopted it to borrow some of the reflected glory of Fats Domino, (Geddit?)
2 bloke in france // Feb 15, 2013 at 10:31 am
Apparently there is a statistical correlation, but it’s a weak one. The same hormone controls foot and penis development in the foetus.
BiF (size 44)
3 Peter S. // Feb 15, 2013 at 1:32 pm
BiF. Ok, but what’s your shoe size?
4 DrMakajaz // Feb 15, 2013 at 1:36 pm
@ DBC Thats almost as cynical as The SugarBabes! Another good way is just to insult someone more famous!
http://jamminjasounds.blogspot.com/2006/04/i-roy-prince-jazzbo-at-war_04.html
5 bloke in france // Feb 15, 2013 at 2:43 pm
Peter (3)
Wear flippers on the first date, that’s the secret.
6 Johnathan Pearce // Feb 15, 2013 at 4:38 pm
Hilarious. Makes a change from fisking Richard Murphy (although that sounds seriously pervy)
7 tex // Feb 15, 2013 at 5:47 pm
Tim, Do you stuff your shoes with paper so they fit?
8 Blue Eyes // Feb 15, 2013 at 5:48 pm
I can’t imagine even Mrs Murphy fisks him as often as Tim!
9 Chas // Feb 15, 2013 at 7:03 pm
Size 46 here…….
10 DrMakajaz // Feb 16, 2013 at 2:03 pm
Reiss shirt, Ben Sherman’s and the usual Wallabies replaced with flippers. We had some trouble with a bouncer but managed to convince him that they weren’t in fact trainers….BIF I am forever in debt
11 Frederick // Feb 16, 2013 at 9:41 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Kox
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