A former erotic movie star who fans call “The Divine Bosom” has launched herself into the stuffy world of Chinese politics, claiming sexiness is no obstacle to servicing one’s country.
Ilona Staller got elected after all. Presumably on the grounds that she’d done all her fucking of the citizenry before she got elected and got it out of her system.
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1 bloke in spain // Feb 14, 2013 at 10:41 am
Typical bloody Telegraph. Wax lyrical over the “Dive Bosom” then crop the talking points out of the attached photo. OK, know it pretends to be a cut above the Mail but this is a news issue.
For those interested, Ms Pangs assets hang out here: http://www.oocities.org/televisioncity/satellite/3247/diana01.jpg Presumably there must be some sort of shape issue gets them applauded in the Middle Kingdom. Rack like that wouldn’t make it past casting in US pr0n.
2 bloke in spain // Feb 14, 2013 at 10:44 am
Dive Bosom? How’d the hell that happen? Freudian?
3 theophrastus // Feb 14, 2013 at 10:55 am
She have her work cut out “servicing” her nation.
4 Serf // Feb 14, 2013 at 11:13 am
Think about some of the sex scandals we have had to suffer;
- Two jags and his secretary
- Edwina Currie
- Mark Oaten a couple of chaps and allegedly a coffee table
Then consider how embittered and determined to make us miserable our ruling class is.
Obviously they need a better class of distraction. This young lady could make life better for a billion downtrodden citizens of the middle kingdom.
5 JamesV // Feb 14, 2013 at 11:13 am
There’s something very, pathologically, wrong with US pr0n if that rack was left on the shelf. Not that I’d know.
6 Surreptitious Evil // Feb 14, 2013 at 12:24 pm
I don’t think that having her being appointed to office in the CCPPC is exactly their biggest problem with their political system. That “appointed” is a much more significant part of it.
7 Tim Newman // Feb 14, 2013 at 12:48 pm
Rack like that wouldn’t make it past casting in US pr0n.
Maybe not 15 years ago, but now it would. An awful lot of American porn nowadays features Hungarian, Czech, or Ukrainian girls who turned 18 about 30 seconds ago when they switched the camera on.
8 Tim Newman // Feb 14, 2013 at 12:50 pm
Also: Sasha Grey. No spectacular rack required, just a willingness to do pretty much anything and look cute at the same time.
9 bloke in spain // Feb 14, 2013 at 1:01 pm
“There’s something very, pathologically, wrong with US pr0n if that rack was left on the shelf” Very true James. It’s a bit like the political requirements for stupendous cunts. But that’s very much a world-wide phenomenon.
10 JamesV // Feb 14, 2013 at 1:36 pm
Does anyone know if she fulfils said political requirement?
11 bloke in france // Feb 14, 2013 at 2:49 pm
There was an interview with a porn producer on France Culture the other day. On line piracy is a threat to the industry, and budgets are being squeezed. Only the female stars are relatively immune, and they are nearly all Czeck or Hungarian now, who could make far more in prostitution but choose film instead. Sadly I can’t tell you more as France Culture is a radio frequency.
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