Found the Marmite!
Tiny, tiny, just one jar wide of shelf space, bit of Tesco’s.
And not quite HP but Tesco’s own brand “brown sauce” which appears similar.
And the one that’s driving me up the wall. Salad Cream. Yeah, I know, chemical muck but I like it. And I know that damn Tesco’s sells it because I’ve bought a bottle from them. Someone had stuck it back into the mayonnaise shelf, at which point I snatched it up.
But can I find the real shelf of it? Can I buggery.
Dinner tonight is almost healthy. Passata, onion, chili pickled garlic, add some tuna and serve over pasta.