Mali is part of Francophone Africa. Les Frogs regard that remnant of their Empire as their plaything.
Ministers have confirmed that Britain is “committed to supporting” a European Union training mission that would put up to 500 European troops into Mali within weeks.
So this EU thing means that British lives and money must be put on the line to defend France’s sphere of influence in its ex-Empire.
And when the Argentine hordes descend again upon Port Stanley we’ll be able to call upon Les Grognards, won’t we?
Will we fucking buggery.
I’m afraid that the only solution is to nuke Paris. Fortunately this is a solution that would have the full, even ecstatic, support of every non-Parisian Frenchman.