the government should subsidize left-handed cat-loving guitar-playing economists.
And then this:
Clearly this is rubbish, there is absolutely no justification for such a subsidy. A correct and proper subsidy would go to right-handed cat-loving nonguitar-playing economists!
Entirely nonsense. The only valid subsidy would be to cat loving non-guitar playing politically partisan hacks posing as economists on the internet.
As long as they’re not retired accountants from Wandsworth.