Also, it occurred to me that going to Germany and not doing much other than eating sausages and drinking beer was a bit one-dimensional, lacking imagination as it were.
Is there anything else to do in Germany?
How odd
September 23rd, 2012 · 14 Comments
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14 responses so far ↓
1 Grumpy Old Man // Sep 23, 2012 at 8:50 pm
You could start a photographic record of all those solar panel arrays which will shortly be falling into ruin and then be dismantled. You could call it, “Now the Sun’s Gone Cold”.
2 JamesV // Sep 23, 2012 at 9:13 pm
How about a night at the opera?
3 Michael Jennings // Sep 23, 2012 at 9:21 pm
One can always eat Turkish food and drink beer instead.
4 SimonF // Sep 23, 2012 at 9:54 pm
One of my favourite dishes was strammer max which you should be able to get in that part of Germany.
Also, take the train to Celle, a lovely town with loads of history. It’s only about an hour from where you are . The schloss and old SS kaserne are worth seeing now most of the Brits have left.
5 diogenes // Sep 23, 2012 at 11:03 pm
Tim
it all depends on how much of a pleb you are. We know that you have no cultural interests, so why bother to ask the question? You are a pleb. Drink your beer; eat your sausages; visit the gay torture bar and be happy.
6 john malpas // Sep 24, 2012 at 12:28 am
You are in Germany – so work.
7 So Much For Subtlety // Sep 24, 2012 at 12:45 am
Invade Poland?
8 bloke in spain // Sep 24, 2012 at 8:13 am
FKK?
Germany seems to have f**ked the rest of Europe so might as well stick with the program.
9 Ian Bennett // Sep 24, 2012 at 8:18 am
Bloke in Spain; don’t you mean “stick with the pogrom”?
10 Serf // Sep 24, 2012 at 10:02 am
Germany has some great historic places to visit, where you can eat sausages and drink beer.
11 Nautical Nick // Sep 24, 2012 at 12:01 pm
When the immigration staff enquire of you, “Occupation?” you can reply, “No; just visiting…”
12 Chris // Sep 24, 2012 at 5:52 pm
7 SMFS: my first thought, but then I realised it wouldn’t, by definition, be done in Germany.
13 PJF // Sep 24, 2012 at 9:45 pm
Given the mobility of the border over time, it might be said that an invasion of Poland could be done in Germany.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Territorial_changes_of_Poland
On that basis, even an invasion of Russia could now be said to be achievable in Germany.
Mustn’t give them any ideas, tho’…
14 bloke in spain // Sep 24, 2012 at 9:45 pm
“Is there anything else to be done in Germany?”
Apparently not:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/9562700/Oktoberfest-2012-the-worlds-largest-beer-festival-kicks-off-in-Munich-Germany.html
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