We could give it back to the Turks. Supporting Greek independence was always a mistake. Seems better than the last two solutions we tried – allowing some Germans to run it. Plus they had a third go in the 1940s. Never seems to work out well.
We can tell the Turks we will throw in half of Cyprus for free.
But would the Turks take it?
And SMFS gets this week’s prize for the most outrageously wonderful joke of the week. Prince P, Duke of E, would approve.