The new website Dial-a-Star.com claims that it is the only place you can talk directly to a TRUE Celebrity on the phone.
Sample rates:
Danielle Staub: $18 per minute ($1,080 per hour)
Tila Tequila: $20 per minute ($1,200 per hour)
Dina Lohan: $18 per minute ($1,080 per hour)
Nadya Suleman (OctoMom): $12 per minute ($720 per hour)
Michael Lohan: $10 per minute ($600 per hour)
Who the fuck are these people?
I think we can make a general rule here. Anyone who is hiring out their time for roughly what a City lawyer does, for rather less than a decent whore does (to the extent that I am not repeating myself), just isn’t famous enough to actually be a celebrity.
5 responses so far ↓
1 Rub-a-dub // Mar 22, 2012 at 9:37 am
For everyone else there’s Twitter.
2 JuliaM // Mar 22, 2012 at 10:13 am
Maybe Michael is Lyndsey’s brother?
3 MrPants // Mar 22, 2012 at 10:38 am
What I thought was a dial tone turned out to be the sound of a barrel being scraped!
4 bilbaoboy // Mar 22, 2012 at 10:51 am
Tim,
If I were a whore, I would be offended by your comparison
5 john b // Mar 22, 2012 at 2:11 pm
A decent whore is no whore at all.
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