Sure, we all knew this but now we’ve scientific proof:
Northerners’ brains are bigger, scientists find
Note that what they’re actually measuring is cranial capacity, not in fact brain size.
So, yes, bigheads.
Strangely, it’s not the weird diet of mushy peas and deep fried ferret with whippet sticks. It’s purely and simply living north of Watford Gap that does it.
5 responses so far ↓
1 cuffleyburgers // Jul 27, 2011 at 8:54 am
But what about the fact that people move around etc etc
2 Serf // Jul 27, 2011 at 10:25 am
There is probably space for insulation against the cold
3 Reluctant Northener // Jul 27, 2011 at 11:51 am
Most people around here walk around with a big fat greasy chip on their shoulder and don’t care who knows it.
4 blindcyclists // Jul 27, 2011 at 1:08 pm
Don’t be foolish man! One does not ‘eat’ a ferret, deep fried or otherwise.
One inserts said creature into one’s trousers for the amusement of such urchins and working coves as may pass by, in the hope that they will gift one a shilling, which one will then to convey to one’s indoors for to facilitate her purchase of such luxurious fancies as pease pudding.
Weasels and stoats, mind you, are easy fare for one’s Delonghi deep fat fryer, courtesy of Brighthouse.
Bloody southerners
5 John Galt // Jul 27, 2011 at 6:06 pm
As a Northerner miself [sic] all I can remember is two tyke (Yorkshiremen) jokes.
Why are Yorkshiremen so well balanced? ‘cos they ‘ave chips on both shoulders.
Ya can always tell a Yorkshiremen, but ya’ can’t tell ‘em much.
Boom! Boom! (I’ll get ma coat)
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