So, given that tungsten bulbs give off more heat than light, redefine them as “heatballs” and beat the EU ban.
Now then, we know people who can build websites, shipping logistics I’ve done before, I know how to source light bulbs (err, yes, I do work in the lighting industry, partly at least) and wouldn’t it just be the most glorious fun to epater les bureaucraties*?
And it certainly wouldn’t be difficult to get some newspaper coverage…..
So, who’s in?
* Umm, someone correct the Froggie there please?