While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him “Do you ever think about having sex with me because you are gay?” to which he replied “Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O’Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.”
Entries from September 2010
Quote of the day II
September 10th, 2010 · No Comments
Tags: Quote of the Day
Quote of the day
September 10th, 2010 · 1 Comment
Even now, I fail to see how killing patients through bureaucratic stupidity is somehow going to stop a newly resurgent Luftwaffe dropping a bomb on a maternity wing in Dartford.
Tags: European Union · Quote of the Day
Excellent news!
September 10th, 2010 · 1 Comment
Robbed by the banks WE own: As interest rates are held at 0.5% for the 18th month in a row, overdraft rates soar to 19% at taxpayer-funded RBS and NatWest Does the heart good to see managers of our assets making them sweat to earn us a profit.
Tags: Finance
Belgians have a sense of humour?
September 10th, 2010 · 4 Comments
Tags: Johnny Foreigner
Rather buggers Julie Bindel’s numbers really
September 10th, 2010 · 3 Comments
However, up to 1,000 people including maids, fruit pickers and factory workers are made to work as slaves in the UK, according to human rights organisations. If there’s a thousand slaves in total then there ain’t gonna be tens of thousands of sex slaves, is there?
Tags: Sex
Most amusing
September 10th, 2010 · 12 Comments
“I mean, it is absolutely bizarre that the people who can’t tell us what the ******* weather is next Tuesday can predict with absolute precision what the ******* global temperatures will be in 100 years’ time. It’s horse ****.” The response is pretty good too: In response, Greenpeace spokeswoman Joss Garman said: “Personally, I wouldn’t [...]
Tags: climate change
Linguistically necessary rewrite alert!
September 9th, 2010 · 2 Comments
So, I see this mentioned: The Swedish clothing brand ACNE is launching a new collection aimed at transgender consumers And I think…tee hee, those silly Swedish, not getting what acne means in English. Oh, wait, maybe they’re being like super ironic? So, I go looking: Founded in Stockholm in 1996 by four creatives, Acne’s ambition [...]
Tags: Johnny Foreigner
In which we test some statements by Richard Murphy
September 9th, 2010 · 6 Comments
So, there was a report about a leaked report about the Robin Hood Tax idea of a financial transactions tax. At which point our favourite retired accountant said: All of which says three things: 1) Those who have argued on this site and elsewhere that those of us who have argued for these taxes don’t [...]
Tags: Ragging on Ritchie
Cif comment of the day
September 9th, 2010 · 7 Comments
I also think that Williams is right when she says that the educational qualifications of prostitutes are irrelevant. Quite. As I understand the phenomenon the whole point is to have the sex without the wooing, the conversation or the Godawful possibility that they might hang around afterwards. That many of us men are quite interested [...]
Tags: Sex
Some of this modern music’s not that bad you know
September 9th, 2010 · No Comments
Via: That it’s not a modern musical style helps for sure. Change the lyrics a bit and it could have come out of Motown or Stax (even Philly) 40 years ago. Or Terence Trent D’Arby 20 years ago perhaps without changing the lyrics. The lyrics are here. Most fun.
Tags: Music
Fighting words
September 9th, 2010 · No Comments
The fact that single, childless women earn more than their male counterparts due to having greater educational qualifications demonstrates the reality that labor markets are efficient and that wages are based on the value an employee creates for the employer. The fact that married women with children earn less than married men with children or single, childless women doesn’t necessarily prove gender discrimination. It [...]
Tags: Feminism
This did annoy me considerably
September 9th, 2010 · 1 Comment
A leading budget airline may have unfairly charged thousands of passengers because its measuring devices for hand luggage were too small. Customers of bmibaby were routinely asked at departure gates to put their hand luggage in a metal cage to ensure it met size restrictions. Many failed the test and had to put the bags [...]
Tags: Business
Struggling with the logic here
September 9th, 2010 · 3 Comments
Bel Mooney: By sickeningly depressing contrast, just a few decades later, we have Juicy Jeni and Helen Wood, who have taken that precious inheritance and wiped their hookers’ stilettos all over it. They are not the only ones, of course. Less than a year ago I wrote about the famous call girl known as Belle [...]
Tags: Sex
Guardian headlines to which we might essay an answer
September 9th, 2010 · 10 Comments
Why does Stephen Hawking think science has overtaken philosophy? Erm, because philosophers are still arguing about “what is truth?” as they have been for some 3,000 years that we know of while scientists have actually been able to find out the odd thing over the same time period? You know, ‘leccie, evolution, gravity, trivial things [...]
Tags: Science
So now we understand the vegetarians!
September 9th, 2010 · 2 Comments
Meat is a great and good source of the B vitamins. Taking daily supplements of B vitamins may delay the onset of Alzheimer’s disease, scientists have claimed. The discovery that people in the early stages of failing memory can retain more of their mental faculties for longer if they take the tablets regularly could lead [...]
Tags: Environmentalism
Corporation tax: not fit for purpose
September 9th, 2010 · 9 Comments
Interesting number here: British businesses spend around £20billion per annum not on paying taxes, but merely on complying with taxation law. The yield from corporation tax is around £45 billion (2008/9 figures from IFS) meaning that the cost of collection is nearly 50% of the revenue raised. But wait! we can go further as well [...]
Tags: Tax
My, my, markets are efficient then
September 9th, 2010 · 1 Comment
BP oil spill: the City’s non-reaction to the BP report One hundred and ninety three pages and months of work, but barely a flicker in the Square Mile. The share price barely moved ( a little over 1%). So, markets are efficient then? Robert Talbut, chief investment officer at Royal London Asset Management, said the [...]
Tags: Finance
Better late than never
September 9th, 2010 · 3 Comments
Fidel Castro has said Cuba’s economic model no longer works, according to reports. 51 years late to be precise…..
Tags: Johnny Foreigner
Strangeness abounds
September 8th, 2010 · 3 Comments
Tags: Education
The UK banking crisis
September 8th, 2010 · 8 Comments
Lloyds TSB: Safe, solvent, straighthforward Retail bank, until it was persuaded to buy HBoS by Economic Jonah, Gordon Brown. HBoS (Halifax, Bank of Scotland): mainly retail, Large Mortgage Business, which went belly-up and took Lloyds TSB with it too. Royal Bank of Scotland, very small investment bank, Largest UK retail operation, big Corporate loan book, [...]
Tags: Finance