But the difficulty is in knowing which class you yourself are in…..
Entries from April 2009
Lebedev´s Pyramid
April 2nd, 2009 · 5 Comments
Tags: Trivia
Well, quite
April 2nd, 2009 · 3 Comments
I’d have more respect for the guy if he’d been caught watching donkeys taking turns to mount a life-sized papier-mâché figurine of Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
Tags: Sex
Climate Change: The Solution
April 2nd, 2009 · 5 Comments
It´s so simple. Why is everyone making such a fuss when Caroline Lucas knows exactly what we need to do to solve climate change and assuage Gaia? Yet not far away a very different kind of protest sprang up, as a flash mob of climate campers closed a street for 12 hours in order to [...]
Tags: climate change
Billy Bragg: Idiot
April 2nd, 2009 · 18 Comments
The musicians Billy Bragg and Robin Gibb have joined forces with the record producer Pete Waterman, accusing Google of devaluing songwriters amid a row over royalties. In the dispute, music videos have been taken down from YouTube UK because its owner, Google, says that it cannot afford to pay a fee every time a song [...]
Tags: Music
Those trafficking numbers
April 2nd, 2009 · 3 Comments
In Britain, it is estimated that 80% of the 80,000 women in prostitution are foreign nationals, most of whom have been trafficked. Really? Here’s the definition of trafficking. There needs to be one from each of the three sections to qualify. So, transported for sex work is not, on its own, trafficking. There needs to [...]
Tags: Sex
Craig Brown’s got a new job
April 2nd, 2009 · 6 Comments
At the Guardian apparently: If London’s demonstrators have the exultation of visionaries, this is because the meaningless mantras of "change" are giving way to a cry for emancipation. They foresee a different future, in which the shuffling crowds in the mall turn their gaze from the displays that hold fast our confiscated desires and look [...]
Tags: Newspaper Watch
Appalling sexism in the Guardian
April 2nd, 2009 · 4 Comments
Chicks can count I wasn’t aware that anyone still thought that women couldn’t do mathematics…..
Tags: Feminism
International Diplomacy
April 2nd, 2009 · 3 Comments
It’s a tough job but someone’s got to do it. How will we know if the meeting is a success? The CEBR has an answer. "If it causes Sarkozy to flounce off in a huff," the organisation tells me, "then bring it on. There is a rule of thumb that anything international that upsets the [...]
Tags: Johnny Foreigner
Mary Honeyball MEP
April 1st, 2009 · 4 Comments
No, no, I know that my ideological opponents are silly, precisely becuse they are indeed my ideological opponents. If they weren’t silly, they would agree with me, right? But, erm, there are also those who are simply grossly stupid. Like Mary Honeyball MEP: We should change the law so that any MP, MEP or other [...]
Tags: European Union
Porritt´s twits
April 1st, 2009 · 16 Comments
In particular, market economies have placed a high emphasis on labour productivity. Continuous improvements in technology mean that more output can be produced for any given input of labour. But crucially this also means that fewer people are needed to produce the same goods from one year to the next. Yes, really, he´s saying that [...]
Tags: Idiotarians
J Porritt Esq
April 1st, 2009 · 11 Comments
God the man´s a twat: The consequence of which has been hardly any serious discussion about economic growth and sustainability since then. Unbelievable, in retrospect, as even a fool could tell you that if you continue to grow both the number of human beings and the volume of goods and services consumed by each of [...]
Tags: Economics · Environmentalism
Criminal captured
April 1st, 2009 · 5 Comments
This is what we have armed police for, isn´t it? To escort those caught bang to rights to their well deserved leisure at Her Majesty´s pleasure?
Tags: Your Tax Money At Work
Keep thinking Butch
April 1st, 2009 · 3 Comments
I don´t know, perhaps everyone knows this blog already. But if not, have a look. Proud? Of course I’m proud. Whose heart wouldn’t swell like a galleon’s mainsail at the thought that the city of one’s birth has been chosen, not merely as the venue for the summit meeting that will surely save the world, [...]
Tags: blogs
Are these people mad?
April 1st, 2009 · 3 Comments
Union leaders have called for further increases in the national minimum wage as they marked the 10th anniversary of the statutory rate being introduced. Dave Prentis, general secretary of Unison, will cut a special cake in the Commons to celebrate the anniversary, saying that the current £5.73 an hour rate should increase to £7.45 by [...]
Tags: Idiotarians
Signs of the recession
April 1st, 2009 · No Comments
City workers waved £10 notes at G20 protesters as thousands descended on London’s financial heartland. Bugger me, things must be bad. Time was when no one in the City would admit to having less than a £50 note.
Tags: Finance
Yup
April 1st, 2009 · 2 Comments
Tags: Trivia
This is good mind
April 1st, 2009 · 3 Comments
Gordon Brown was accused of gesture politics yesterday after intervening to reduce Whitehall severance payments by £500million and to curb senior officials’ pay. The Prime Minister announced that the current redundancy packages, which give civil servants three times their annual salary if they lose their jobs, will be abolished. …. Whitehall sources admitted that the [...]
Tags: Your Tax Money At Work
The Twittering Guardian
April 1st, 2009 · 11 Comments
Sounds like an excellent idea to me: Consolidating its position at the cutting edge of new media technology, the Guardian today announces that it will become the first newspaper in the world to be published exclusively via Twitter, the sensationally popular social networking service that has transformed online communication. Yup: A mammoth project is also [...]
Tags: Newspaper Watch
Oh don´t be so bloody stupid
April 1st, 2009 · 7 Comments
In a speech at St Paul’s Cathedral, the Prime Minister drew on religious doctrine in a highly-personal address which warned that "markets need morals". No they damn well don´t. Markets are amoral, that´s their very joy. It might be true that the people interacting through the mechanism of a market need morals: but then there´s [...]
Tags: Economics
Good grief!
April 1st, 2009 · 4 Comments
Men really can laugh women into bed, ……, psychologists have found. Is there anyone at all out there who has in fact ever been laid who does not already know this? Male or female?
Tags: Sex