Sometimes ideas are so good yet so simple that you wonder why they haven’t been enacted by the Government already. This is the case for the recently published proposals from James Crabtree and Frank Field MP to establish a compulsory civic service for young people in the UK. Whilst Hampstead liberals and professional harridans will no doubt balk at the idea, citing an abhorrent infringement of our young people’s liberty, the scheme could spark a revival in civic pride and help to tackle unemployment, crime and anti-social behaviour.
It’s slavery dimwit.
Now fuck off and dig out those black footy bags so you can play in the streets with Roddy Spode.
Jesus, where do these people come from? Did you ever in your puff see such a perfect perisher?