Related by one of my co-workers.
Wealthy, fiftyish man, trophy wife, shags about. She decides that she’s not going to put up with it.
Leaves a note. "If I’m not enough for you, I’m leaving. We’ll deal with lawyers later. Oh, BTW, I’ve left your dinner in the oven on a low heat."
Hmm, he thinks. Even at this sort of time she’s still thinking about me. He opens the oven on a low heat to find…
….a ham salad.
8 responses so far ↓
1 Winston // Jan 12, 2009 at 8:18 pm
If she couldn’t cook he’s well rid of her.
2 dearieme // Jan 12, 2009 at 9:51 pm
But if she’s gone, he’s going to put the rabbit food in the bin anyway.
3 Eva // Jan 12, 2009 at 10:00 pm
This is a very strange story – is something (an ingredient perhaps) missing?
4 Agammamon // Jan 12, 2009 at 11:14 pm
meat + low heat = culture medium and incubator.
I think the idea is that she’s trying to give him a bad case of food poisoning.
5 Fred Z // Jan 13, 2009 at 2:35 am
This must be an English joke because I haven’t the faintest. It is so inscrutable it ought be in Punch.
6 MarkS // Jan 13, 2009 at 9:47 am
Ham salad! What sort of provender is that for a hard-working chap. The woman ought to be ashamed of herself. Grounds for divorce in my view!
7 r // Jan 13, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Tim? What the hell r u talking about?
8 em butler // Jan 13, 2009 at 6:14 pm
a ham salad on extended low heat,can kill
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