Sounds, erm, different:
Max Mosley, one of the most powerful men in world sport, was under pressure to resign as boss of Formula One’s governing body last night after he was exposed enjoying a Nazi-style orgy with five prostitutes.
Jewish groups condemned the behaviour of Mosley, 67, whose father, Sir Oswald, was the leader of the British Union of Fascists and a friend of Adolf Hitler.
Mr Mosley was caught on video by the News of the World with five women in an underground “torture chamber” in Chelsea, where he spent several hours allegedly indulging in sado-masochistic sex.
Then again, as PJ O’Rouke has pointed out, absolutely no one has ever fantasised about being tied up and ravished by a liberal.
13 responses so far ↓
1 Mark Wadsworth // Mar 31, 2008 at 10:54 am
With liberals it ain’t a fantasy, it’s common practice.
2 Serf // Mar 31, 2008 at 12:03 pm
I always though Nazis were a bit repressed.
3 JuliaM // Mar 31, 2008 at 12:10 pm
“Gentlemen, start your engines!”
4 Matthew // Mar 31, 2008 at 12:19 pm
“Go, go, go!” as Murray Walker used to say – or still does.
I’m not sure about PJ O’Rourke’s line, howver. George Clooney seems quite popular in my office.
5 Eva // Mar 31, 2008 at 12:56 pm
5 women? Several hours?
Not bad for 67, surely?
Wonder who set him up, though…
6 So Much For Subtlety // Mar 31, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Five? Bloody Hell. You’ve got to admire his stamina.
Mind you, Mosley is the son of a Nazi. So I hope he is one too.
Otherwise this, presumably, would be about his Mother and that’s just too awful to think about.
7 Ian Bennett // Mar 31, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Of all the reasons for Max to resign as head of the FIA, this is just the latest.
8 David Gillies // Mar 31, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Nazi-style orgy? Is there any other kind? Not if you’re doing it right.
9 BGC // Mar 31, 2008 at 6:37 pm
I confidently expected some wise words on this topic from dearieme – but apparently not…
10 paul // Mar 31, 2008 at 11:33 pm
it makes you think what father got up to with the mitford sisters and wallace & gromit?
11 Will Rhodes // Apr 1, 2008 at 12:05 am
Who cares what he does behind closed doors and a dungeon?
And will you get it out of your head that we liberals are all beige in life and thought – I can testify we certainly are not!
12 Monty // Apr 1, 2008 at 1:21 am
You know those press apologies that kind of read something like this:
“In our last issue we reported that Mr Smith was arrested for parking on double yellow lines. We would like to make it clear that Mr Smith was arrested for armed robbery, rape, arson, terrorism, treason, paedophilia, genocide, and fraud, and at no time was accused of parking on double yellow lines. We apologize to Mr Smith for any embarassment…”
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