Tim Worstall

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Contract Riders

February 2nd, 2008 · 2 Comments

Those little things that stars put into their contracts. Lily Allen seems to have got things about right:

Bottle of Jack Daniel’s whiskey.
Four bottles of champagne.
Twelve packets of Monster Munch (pickled onion flavour).
Puppy (nighttime only)

But really, who knew that there was someone sensible and with taste in the Jackson family?

Janet Jackson
Chaise longue.
Ten black roses.
Marmite.

Tags: Music

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Surreptitious Evil // Feb 2, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Do we really want to know what Sir Elton is going to do with 74 towels? Probably best to leave him to his privacy.

  • 2 Ian // Feb 3, 2008 at 7:00 am

    Puppy at night-time only? Huh?

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