Motorists could be banned from smoking behind the wheel of their own cars while driving them as part of their job, it has emerged.
Isn’t that wonderful? Your car, with no one else in it, becomes another place where you may not smoke. It gets better too:
Prof Richard West, the Government’s leading smoking adviser, has called for a complete ban on smoking at the wheel.
He said: "It may seem draconian but the Government should legislate."
Not even the fig leaf about passive smoking is there. Just, I’m agin it so it should be banned.
Now, where did the wife put that festive length of hempen rope she bought to lower my blood pressure….