Now that it looks like Mike Huckabee might actually get somewhere in this election cycle, my favourite Baptist joke.
Why don’t Southern Baptists like sex?
They’re afraid it could lead to dancing.
Boom boom, I know, I didn’t say it was a good one, just my favourite one.
3 responses so far ↓
1 han meng // Dec 13, 2007 at 11:40 pm
You told it wrong.
It goes:
Why don’t Baptists fuck standing up?
It looks too much like dancing.
2 R.Sherman // Dec 14, 2007 at 1:32 am
Speaking as a Baptist, I concur with Han Meng . . .um, except we say “Why don’t Baptists have sex standing up?”
3 So Much For Subtlety // Dec 14, 2007 at 6:32 am
I prefer H. L. Mencken’s comment that they call them Baptists because they hold them under water but somehow never for quite long enough.
Still I warm slightly to Huckabee. Anyone who can annoy that many Right Thinking people must be all right. Except he probably didn’t execute enough people.
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