Comments on: Religious Insults Competition

By: jem ferriter keles

jem ferriter keles — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:51:19 +0000

god is a mug. he slaughtered innecent people. he is a genecidal homophobic bloodthirsty mythical supernatural being up in the sky.

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By: Notmo the Pig

Notmo the Pig — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 19:33:15 +0000

I have the intuition that the traditional British aptitude for satire, irony and the absurd is in danger of being under-exploited.

By: countingcats

countingcats — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:05:38 +0000

“pass emergency legislation making it a criminal offence to name pigs after the prophet”

Um, how about it be made an offense not to name pigs after the bloke who pretended he was a prophet?

By: A N Other

A N Other — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:47:15 +0000

If I owned a pig I would not insult such a noble and useful animal by naming it after such a loathsome bunch of goat molestors. Time to turn sand into glass, perhaps. As I believe some people from North America have already mooted.

By: watchingcats

watchingcats — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:42:01 +0000

I read that Lord Ahmed is flying out to Khartoum on an urgent mission to repair the catastrophic damage done to Islamic public relations in Britain by such headlines as: Teddy teacher moved to secret location after angry mob calls for her execution
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article2976402.ece

British media are doing a splendid job of keeping this in the headlines and, hopefully, that will continue until Gillian Gibbons is safely back on UK territory and been given a healthcheck.

To placate offended MCB sentiments, I venture a modest suggestion that Parliament pass emergency legislation making it a criminal offence to name pigs after the prophet – after all, the French have a law making it a criminal offence to name pigs after Napoleon. The maximum penalty would be 15 days imprisonment but prosecutions would require the approval of the Attorney General. Importantly, the legislation would have a sunset clause requiring annual approval and the act would be named the Gillian Gibbons Act. Come the new year, I hope her name will appear on the New Honours list for monumental services to inter-faith relations.

By: countingcats

countingcats — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:59:52 +0000

My contribution -

You mean the religion which holds that a violent, mass murdering, thieving, oath breaking, misogynistic paedophile, who advocated slavery, condoned rape, lying and political assasination, and freely indulged his galloping satyriasis, is THE moral exemplar who’s every action should be admired and emulated?

The religion who’s concept of Paradise is comparable to (and about as spiritual as) my concept of a high class brothel?

Sorry, can’t think of any possible way to insult this lot.